I hate computers....

Dear Old Laptop, I know we've had a touchy relationship at best. You were originally my mom's and had all her court translation and real estate software loaded on your little hard drive. I deleted all those programs...and since then you've had it in for me... You burned my legs by overheating after 5 mins of being on. Your battery life SUCKED at best. You froze on me more times than I would like to remember. You were heavy as hell. And then yesterday...when I needed you the most...your screen cracked for no good reason!!! I took you to Best Buy and they laughed at me trying to save you. Ya see..it would cost more to fix you than buy a new, better, LIGHTER, cuter laptop. So guess what...I did.

Yup....I left you. Guess what? It was you :) My new Dell is 4.2 pounds, has the battery life of 5 of yours, never burns me, I could go on for hours...and it's quite the catch.

Hasta la pasta old laptop!

Love and Kisses,

Madeline