How not to start off your day.....

I usually sleep on my one side of the bed. Sine Geoff has been quarenteened to the guest room until he is better...I took full advantage of having the whole bed to myself.


Wake up this morning and notice the bed seems a bit "damp" near my foot. Hmmmm....I flip the covers and near feet I notice a YELLOW STAIN. WTF??!!! Seems that last night before they were put in thier crates...someone (if I was a betting woman I would bet CHARLOTTE) peed on the bed.

That same stain is on the top sheet, comforter and thank the Lord didn't get through the fluffy mattress cover. (I would have killed the dogs if it had soaked through the temperpedic matress!!)


Oh.... it gets better....I strip the sheets, comforter, cover ...everything...and use the sanitize cycle on my washer. I march back to the room...barefoot....and step in a cold puddle. UGHHH!! Guess marking the bed wasn't good enough.

Sooo....all morning been mopping and sanitizing EVERYthing (myself included).

Phone rings...OBGYN office....Hmmm why would they be calling?? My appointment was in December.

The lady on the phone tells me the results of my biospy are in and the cells are malignant.



WTF???!!!!!


After I collapse on my bed I asked told the lady "Ummmm...I didn't think I had a biopsy??" She read off the lab and then I heard Dec. 18th. I went in Dec 16th!!!!! She looked at my chart and saw my pap was normal and the Dr. never ordered a biopsy.

After a few minutes she figured out it was not me and apologized profusely.

Of course I was relived....I realized it was just a mistake. But still...look at a persons chart before you deliver bad news!!! And if you'd read it...you'd know this person has a family history of people dying young young with CANCER!!!


All this before 111 am....good grief. I need a good stiff drink.